But No

honch-crow:

You know what needs more lesbians? 

Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.


allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra


moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold


masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

posted 1 day ago via thatllwork · originally beautypeen
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me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

posted 1 day ago via z-tagada · originally zourrifying
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feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.



I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil


i will not apologize for being devastatingly beautiful

Here we go!

Here we go!


blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]


Work was awful, it was just a clusterfuck of a shift. So many things went wrong that it’s not even funny. I literally came home and cried while my Mom hugged me. Fuck this shit.


hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween


Getting all packed for my road trip! Going to see Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, and AFI in concert with Clarissa. It’s going to be awesome! :)

Getting all packed for my road trip! Going to see Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, and AFI in concert with Clarissa. It’s going to be awesome! :)

posted 1 week ago