You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
real talk how often are you meant to change your bra
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.
I know how you feel Phil
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
Work was awful, it was just a clusterfuck of a shift. So many things went wrong that it’s not even funny. I literally came home and cried while my Mom hugged me. Fuck this shit.
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
Getting all packed for my road trip! Going to see Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, and AFI in concert with Clarissa. It’s going to be awesome! :)